How funny is this shit? I saw this picture and about peed my pants. Apparently, Heidi and Spencer are on this season of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. They sure are playing it fast and loose with the word celebrity these days. Anyway, these douches have made it through 2 days of filming and have quit that bitch twice already. They are upset over the living conditions they are being "forced" to stay in annnnnd get this, they think that the other celebs that are on the show are very low caliber. Wait, the OTHER celebs are low caliber? Who do they have on there? Who is seriously lower caliber than Heidi and Spencer?! Also, Heidi was heard saying that they could have at least got a real celebrity, like K-Fed on the show. Hahahahahahaha..... I'm just going to leave it at that.

Well, I was watching the MTV Movie Awards, minding my own business and saw Megan Fox and thought 3 things:

• Why does her hair have jizz in it?
• When is she going to shower?
• What the fuck is going on with her eyebrows?

Now, I honestly think that Megan Fox is hot, normally, but here lately she has been looking like one of Paris Hilton's disease infested crabs. I don't know what kind of magic mirror she is looking in, but I am going to Target to get a full-length mirror for this bitch to see herself in. Anyway, I'm just hoping that this bitch gets off of this trip, and goes back to being hot like we expect her to be. This is just unacceptable.

So the Hills finale was a little anti-climatic since we all know that Heidi and Spencer were getting married, that Lauren was gonna show up, and that Kristen Cavalirri (I don't think I spelled that right but who gives a shit) was going to be the new leading lady of the show. But it was still full of drama and excitement and I am glad that Lauren got out when she did because the show is getting to be a little Sanfordesque. Everybody sleeping with each other... the ridiculous drama.... the skanks.... wait a minute.... are we sure these hoes aren't from Sanford? Because I think I know some of them.

Anyvaltrex, next season starts this fall and I will not be tuning in. Just kidding. I will be tuning in, and watching every moment. I can't stop. I have been trying for years. I have just decided to be ok with it. Don't judge my ass, because we all know that all TV these days is trashy and horrible. Buuuuutttt, don't think that just because I watch the Hills that I'm not classy. Because I also watch Keeping up with the Kardashians and that is the classiest show on television, hands down.

Just when you thought the world was safe from evil hoes, Marilyn Manson shows his scary ass face again... I haven't ever figured out why in the world he was famous/popular when I was in middle and high school. There were girls in my class that would give their right tit for him. So I remember looking his ass up online to see what the fuss was about, and thinking "are they really talking about this skinny pale ass white fucker?" It was all lost on me, and I like all music to a degree. And I do I have to admit some of his songs are catchy, but this mofo is creepy. I just don't get it. Anymissingribs, here he is on Thursday in NYC being creepy. Apparently, he is working on new music.... Imma need him to work on a new look, I mean he is almost 50 and this shit just isn't working for him anymore. (Not that it ever worked for him) He still looks like Paul Pfeiffer from The Wonder Years.

Please click on that shit so you can get the full effect. The bitch pictured above is Kanye West's girlfriend, Amber Rose. She can't be serious with that outfit, I mean I'm more offended by this than the Poopy Time Fun Shapes toy I posted about a couple of days ago. I'm sure Kanye yelled at her until she was deaf about wearing this shit. And she very well may be partially blind, because that's the only thing I can think of to explain this outfit. I didn't know Osh Kosh B'Gosh also had a line of day-shift prostitute clothes. The baby hooker look is not hot for anyone, but especially not for Amber Rose. This bitch fails at life for sure.

I'm gonna tell you what. My ass is 26 years old, and I know for a FACT that if I had beat my girlfriend less than a month ago, I would not be out frolicking around on a jet ski grinning and shit. Who the fuck does Chris Brown think he is?!

But seriously, whoever is Chris Brown's crisis management whore is doing a fail ass job. Here he is in Miami having just the time of his damn life, skipping around and being all merry-like. It's almost like he's saying to us, "I just beat a bitch down and now I'm going to Disneyland."

While Chris was outside beating waves down with his jetski, RiRi was inside the house reportedly trying to get her shit together. Hopefully, bitch was chanting some "Nam Myoho Renge Kyo" shit. If it worked for Tina Turner, it might work for RiRi.