They have arrived.

Well, Ashley's housewarming was this past weekend and she received two of satans workers gnomes. I am getting extra security for my room immediately. I'm talking lasers and maybe even a deadbolt on my door. And fuck windows! I am going to brick that shit shut for life. They aren't the kind of gnomes that carry weapons, but that doesn't matter! The first one may look innocent but shortly after that picture was taken he decapitated that bird and ate his head, and the other one looks like a scary ass demon and he fucking is! They will be starring in my nightmares for a long, long time.