No. No. No.

How lazy can people really get? I mean I thought that the segway was the final straw, you know being that it is the official vehicle of obesity. But no, we have the comfort wipe! Just in case you can't hold fucking toilet paper in your motherfucking hand, we now have a stick to hold it for you. Why would I need this, you may ask. Well, let me tell you why! YOU DON'T! Grab the toilet paper, hell even get you some ass wipes, and wipe your ass like a regular person!!! If I ever go in someone's house and see this contraption, I am going to beat the shit out of them with it, then they can wipe the shit I beat out of them off of their lazy ass with their fucking comfort wipe.