Burger King + Spongebob= This shit.

So I was watching the Tarheels beat the shit out of the Spartans the other night during the NCAA tournament when this fuckery came on. I am so concerned. The marketing person at Burger King who thought to bring Spongebob Squarepants and Sir-Mix-A-Lot together probably had a hit of of the wrong kind of acid before that idea popped up in their head. This commercial was born from that trip! I mean, I thought I was the only one who got a bad case of square ass. It happens when you have to much butt sex, but children don't need to know that! Damn! Now children are going to be running around the streets measuring each other's foam brick asses! Burger King is not right for this.

However, 99 cents for a kids meal is fucking cheap!!! I will be going to Burger King this week and getting me a kids meal. I don't know whats in it, but who gives a fuck? It's 99 cents and it comes with a toy.... Sign me up!