I'm not feeling so witty tonight. But OMG.

What in the Muppet hell did Kermit the Frog do to this bitch to make her MURDER his entire family and make a coat and a little hat out of their carcasses?! I bet he gave her warts (down there) and she was a little pissed so she went on a rampage of sorts and did this horseshit. I really hope this bitch doesn't try to get her a Miss. Piggy coat because let me tell you, she has no problem cutting a bitch in a heartbeat.

Anywhatisthisbitchwearing, I saw this pic and had to post it before I went to bed a had horrible dreams of muppets being decapitated and made into clothing for emaciated smug ass models to wear on the runway. Because I KNEW you wanted to have the same dreams tonight! This shit is ridiculous, even for "fashion". Shittttt.... who am I kidding?! Bitches in Sanford have been wearing this shit for years, it screams Sanford chic for sure. But they usually target Fozzie or Cookie Monster around here, but I'm sure Kermit is no exception! I knew I had seen this idea somewhere before! COPYCATS!!!