Blast from the fucking PAST!

So I had my iTunes on shuffle today and it played some pretty random shit. I think I even had some shit that I was unaware of. But when it played Ace of Base's The Sign, I turned that shit all the way up and sang and danced around like it was 1994 all over again! So I decided to look them bitches up and see what in the hell they are up to these days and was surprised to see them still looking EXACTLY the same! The blonde chick is no longer a part of the group. What kind of fuckery is that? I mean, who wouldn't want to be a part of Ace of fucking Base?! I'm sure they get treated like royalty all around the world. I bet they even get the fancy suite at the Super 8.

Anyallthatshewantsisanotherbaby, I listened to some of their new music and I quit that bitch about 15 seconds into the first song. They done went and got all techno on us. No thanks Ace of Base. If I want to torture my ears, I will just listen to U2's new shitty album. It kind of made me sad to know that these assholes aren't still signing The Sign and Don't Turn Around and All That She Wants every chance they fucking get! I mean, if they wanted to tour, and do a set of just old school stuff, I would totally go. As long as the tickets were like 10 bucks. But seriously, who wouldn't go to see that shit?

Even more surprising news, they already are currently on a 2008-2009 World Tour that they apparently forgot to tell the world about. Because you know no one knew about that shit! And you know they are more than likely pushing their new shitty techno music on people instead of giving them what they really want (to have another baby). Anyway, if you want to party like its 1994, you can watch the video for The Sign below.