Be Still My Heart.

Your monitor might be foggy from the extreme amounts of elegance floating off of these pictures. The eyebrows alone can get into any fine restaurant where dozens of admirers will champagne and dine them. This is what sophistication is. And I have feeling that's what got these pristine and refined ladies arrested by the mega haters known as the police.

The Las Vegas Review Journal put out a photo spread of the 50 most gorgeous beauties in Las Vegas....who happened to get their asses arrested. What did they do you ask? Basically, they were too beautiful. Assault with elegance! Ravishing ladies have it so hard.

Okay, they were really arrested for whoring it out on the streets. But it's not what you think! They are all virgins! They know how many eyebrow worshipers there are in the world, so men from around the world travel to Las Vegas to pay these stunners to stare at their exquisite eyebrows up close. They are being punished for that because the city of Las Vegas really doesn't know how to handle natural beauty, so they cage it up!

This isn't the last we'll see of these hot bitches. Don't be surprised if you see them on the catwalks of Paris. And by "catwalks of Paris," I mean Rock of Love Bus.

Click here to feast your eyes on all the gorgeousness, but you might want to look at the fugly picture of Pam Anderson below in between viewings or you might go into cardiac arrest from being exposed to extreme amounts of beauty.