So, Bukkake hair is... um... in?!

Well, I was watching the MTV Movie Awards, minding my own business and saw Megan Fox and thought 3 things:

• Why does her hair have jizz in it?
• When is she going to shower?
• What the fuck is going on with her eyebrows?

Now, I honestly think that Megan Fox is hot, normally, but here lately she has been looking like one of Paris Hilton's disease infested crabs. I don't know what kind of magic mirror she is looking in, but I am going to Target to get a full-length mirror for this bitch to see herself in. Anyway, I'm just hoping that this bitch gets off of this trip, and goes back to being hot like we expect her to be. This is just unacceptable.