You fail at Life.

I'm gonna tell you what. My ass is 26 years old, and I know for a FACT that if I had beat my girlfriend less than a month ago, I would not be out frolicking around on a jet ski grinning and shit. Who the fuck does Chris Brown think he is?!

But seriously, whoever is Chris Brown's crisis management whore is doing a fail ass job. Here he is in Miami having just the time of his damn life, skipping around and being all merry-like. It's almost like he's saying to us, "I just beat a bitch down and now I'm going to Disneyland."

While Chris was outside beating waves down with his jetski, RiRi was inside the house reportedly trying to get her shit together. Hopefully, bitch was chanting some "Nam Myoho Renge Kyo" shit. If it worked for Tina Turner, it might work for RiRi.