The New Facebook makes me want to punch a baby

Well, it doesn't take much to make me want to punch a baby. But that is beside the point. I really do hate the new facebook. I mean, didn't they just update that shit not too long ago? I am already missing some of the features that I enjoyed witht he old facebook and it has only been a day since they changed it! The thing I miss the most is the live update feature. I am a facebook whore, so how in the hell am I supposed to keep up with shit if I have to refresh the page to get an update? Its bullshit! On top of everything, this shit looks EXACTLY like twitter now. Why didn't they just change the name to Facetwit?!

More than anything I miss the status update bar that used to say "Chad is..." on it. I don't even know how to start my day without that shit on my facebook. Commence baby punch fest 09.