It's Official: Taco Bell and I are in a fight.

First of all, I didn't burn down Taco Bell. Yet. This is a picture of when some other person that was in a fight with Taco Bell went over the edge. Anytaquito, there are 2 reasons I am in a fight with Taco Bell:

1. Taco Bell offers to throw after-show parties every night for Fergie and the Black-Eyed Peas for FREE, to celebrities with millions or dollars!!!

AND

2. it delivers - yes DELIVERS - bags of food to Paris Hilton's home whenever she wants them to and they delivered it to her parents' home to welcome her home from prison - PRISON. She can say she was just in prison because of a suspended license but her license was suspended because she was given a DUI - for driving to in-and-out burger (not to taco bell).

read it here and be pissed because you don't have a lot of money and aren't getting free food. no, save the free food for the woman who doesn't work, has millions of dollars, and will never do anything decent with that money or her fame (despite her recent proclamations from prison that she was going to be a new person. she is the only one stupid enough to believe that).

if you don't think you have time to read the link, here the most shocking and pertinent part of the article:

"Later in the day, two Taco Bell reps arrived at the mansion and announced they had a delivery of four bags of food from Paris to the media. They then handed out taquitos and chips to everyone, including police officers."

I have been a loyal Taco Bell customer for as long as we have had Taco Bell in Sanford, so I am a little pissed that I haven't ever gotten free Taco Bell. Usually, when I get pissed off I go get me some Taco Bell... but this time, I will refrain. This is the start of a new Taco Bell free me. Well, until I really can't live without chalupas anymore. Damn Taco Bell and your spell you have on my soul. Please send cheesy bean thoughts my way as I try to not eat taco bell.