I'll have a 50 piece Chicken McHeartattack with a McStroke on the side

Wow, every time I think about McDonald's I just feel fat. But lately I have been craving chicken mcnuggets like nobody's business. I mean, they are deep fried bits of heaven! So the other day, I was having a FML moment and was going to my local Sanford McDonald's and I see the 50 piece McNugget party pack, and I think to myself.... I wonder how many McNuggets I can eat without feeling like I need to have my stomach pumped or have a shit fest of epic proportions. So being the risk taker that I am, I got the 50piece with every kind of sauce they offer. That shit is only like $11.

Anycloggedarteries, I got home and started eating like it was my destiny and I ate 32 McNuggets and I felt like my stomach was about to quit this bitch and leave town. So, I gave up. But not even 20 minutes later I was so hungry, so I warmed them bitches up and ate the last 18. My ass didn't eat anything else all day, and until like 4 o'clock the next day! I do not recommend eating an entire 50 piece Mcnugget by yourself, but I do recommend the sweet and sour sauce. Its the shit! I would eat it on just about anything, maybe even pancakes. Ok, maybe not, but you get what I am saying.

UPDATE: I read this a few minutes ago and it seems to me she had a very large emergency!