Do You Promise?!

Just when we thought we were done with crazy white lady Michael Jackson, she's he's back with the This is It tour. I can only be on board with this horseshit if he promises to keep his ass in the UK and also promises that this is really fucking it! No more! I want to forget all about crazy white lady Michael, and remember the good times, like Thriller, I can even be happy remembering up until Black and White.... with a little Scream on the side. But seriously, NO MORE!!! I hope he gets it out of his system and just quits this bitch all together! But you know in like 5 years when his ass is broke, he will start the You Thought That Was It tour and I am going to have to run over his ass with my car. Twice.

Anychindimple, he held some press conference about the tour last week and didn't look like he was going to melt. It also looks like he got a new wig! I'm impressed with this shit because he had been looking like my dogs ass berries lately. The tour is exclusively in the UK and begins July 8th with 10 shows. I will eat chili peppers with my anus if he lasts all 10 shows, I mean I will be surprised if this shit actually happens at all! But for the love of Chalupas, I really do hope that THIS IS IT!