I'm soooo SICK!!!

So I feel like warmed over horse shit today and I pretty much want to die. I thought I was taking mucinex because that is what I asked my dad to bring me up while I am dying in the bed for the past couple of days. Well instead of mucinex, he was bringing me metamucil! Meta-fucking-mucil!!! So for almost 2 days I have been taking fiber for my congestion. No wonder I have been shitting like its my destiny. Well, I have been sleeping for the past 16 hours on and off, so I am wide awake now... I guess I will fix me something to eat and watch Knocked Up.