Dream Big.

It has been a long ass time since we have heard any crazy stories about Britney Spears. She hasn't shaved her head, went commando, spoke in a British accent, been comitted, or banged a paparazzo in almost two years.Well apparently after Britney's Circus Tour is donzo this November, papa Spears could be setting her free. I don't know if I can be on board with a Papa Spears freed Britney. This bitch is going to wild out more than a preacher's daughter at college.

But wait, does this mean that she will stop showering and being disgusting Britney with the pink wig again? Because if it does, then I am not on board. I like my Britney clean and wig free. I don't even mind her ratty weave. I just hope that the judge takes this concern into consideration. Maybe I need to write his ass a letter. Hmmmmm......

Anyway, I'm sure everything will be fine (not really).... and I'm sure that she has seen the errors of her past ways (no she hasn't)..... and I think that this will be a positive thing (for Star Magazine) But only time will tell...